Stories & Lists

Brewery merch is its own personality test. Some people gravitate toward the classic logo tee, others want something cryptic that only a brewery regular would understand, and a few are quietly scheming to outfit their toddlers in gear that says they were raised on taproom vibes. This list gathers some of the most fun, flavorful pieces coming from breweries with serious design chops and even more serious beer credentials. Take Ordinary Man Brewing, where the Colorless shirt is anything but ordinary. It is minimalist in the best possible way, the kind of shirt that makes strangers wonder if you know your lagers better than they know their passwords. Then there is the Slick Wizard Tee from Highland Park Brewery in Los Angeles, a piece of wearable art that looks like it was brewed with equal parts style and whimsy. Halfway Crooks Brewing in Atlanta brings the “Connection” shirt, a perfect blend of geometry, nostalgia, and gentle nerd energy that pairs well with a crisp pilsner and a long conversation about nothing in particular. And for the smallest beer fans in the family, Bold Monk Brewing’s onesies make an adorable case that brewery culture is best enjoyed early, responsibly, and with lots of naps. Whether you are shopping for yourself, a friend, or a baby with elite taste, these pieces prove that brewery merch can be both stylish and delightfully strange.